NZEYIMANA Emery Fabrice

Naraye mvuganye n’umuntu uri i Kigali mu Rwanda turi kuganira ambwira ko yavuye ku nzoga nti ni byiza burya n’ubundi inyinshi zirangiza. Yansekeje aho yambwiye ati [code]Erega nawe ugarutse i Kigali wahita uba umurokore!!![/code] Kandi igitangaje ni uko abizi neza ko ntashobora kuba umurokore cyeretse yenda ari nk’akazi bampaye nkaba nshinzwe kuba umurokore. Nabwo najya mbwira abangana nti mujye mwumva ibyo mvuga ntimukibaze ibyo nemera!

Ariko yaje kunsobanurira ati [code]ubu kubera ubukene buri i Kigali, ugomba kwiyita umurokore kugira ngo ubashe gukwepa abashaka ko ubasengererera.

Naho ubundi wazabaho wishyura amadeni gusa cyangwa ukwepakwepa abo ufitiye imyenda y'inzoga.[/code]

Ngo [code]ubu abagore basigaye biyogoshesha bakabeshya bagenzi babo ko bumvaga hari ubushyuhe bwinshi maze bahitamo kuvanaho imisatsi.[/code]

Namubwiye nti ubanza noneho ari Gitwaza ubyungukiramo kuko ubwo abamugana bariyongera.

Yarangije ambwiye uburyo (strategy/stratégie) abantu basigaye bakoresha iyo hari umuturanyi cyangwa undi muntu ubabangamiye: [code]Iyo umuntu akubangamiye ntabwo bikiri ngombwa kujya kumurega kuri Polisi y'Igihugu. Icyoroshye ni ugushaka uburyo umuguriza amafaranga mukavugana igihe azayakwishyurira. Ubwo iyo icyo gihe kigeze cyo kukwishyura muba mubyaranye abo kuko atongera kuboneka. Iyo ari umuturanyi rero bwo aba abonye impamvu yo kwimuka nijoro.[/code]

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Ngo umunyarwanda yaguze (yibye) impamyabumenyi ya A0 (ubundi ihabwa uwize imyaka ine cyangwa itanu muri kaminuza) ariko ageze mu kazi karamunanira. Amahirwe yagize ngo ni uko mu bo yategekaga harimo ufite impamyabumenyi ya A2 (yarize atandatu yisumbuye yose) uzi byinshi maze akajya akora ake agakora n’akuwo waminuje.

Nyuma aza kubaza uwa A2 ati ariko ko uzi byinshi ufite impamyabushozi yihe? Undi ati mfite A2. Niko kugenda aho yakuye ya yindi ya A0 ati ndashaka noneho iyitwa A2. Ntibazuyaje baba barayikoze arayitahana.

Umunsi wakurikiyeho yasubiye ku kazi ajya kureba umukuriye ati ni ukunyongeza umushahara kuko noneho nazanye indi mpamyabushobozi iruta iya mbere nari mfite. Ati kandi iyo ngiyo ikubye gatanu imwe ya mbere nari mfite.

Sinjye wahera, hahera impamyabumenyi n’abibwira ko ari zo zikora akazi !!!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$65,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking 950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone knows whose phone is this?

Last year,
My friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it’s a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn’t ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

Some features I’d like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:

1. A “Don’t remind me again” button.

2. Minimize button.

3. Shutdown feature – An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don’t lose cache and other objects).

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn’t have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks–in all versions of Girlfriend that I’ve used is that it is totally “object orientated” and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

Bug warning
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

(Sent to me by Bona)